What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
