OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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