Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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