I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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