Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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