he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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