since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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