Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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