pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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