After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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