this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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