someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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