He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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