I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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