I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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