I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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