Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So. Much. Porn.
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