I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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