Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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