I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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