i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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