Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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