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So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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