I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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