Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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