I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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