Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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