I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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