He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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