god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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