He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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