That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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