My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
