Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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