Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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