You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she pinky promised me she was 18
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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