Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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