So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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