a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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