HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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