Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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