I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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