You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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