just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
