just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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