Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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