Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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