omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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