I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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