her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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