Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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