I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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